THE DISTURBING TRUTH ABOUT THE VIKINGS' BLOOD EAGLE EXECUTION

FLIGHT INTO THE AFTERLIFE


MESSED UP THINGS THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED DURING THE VIKING ERA


SACRIFICING SLAVES AS 'BURIAL GIFTS'


THE DISTURBING TRUTH ABOUT THE VIKINGS' BLOOD EAGLE EXECUTION


TEETH FILING WAS A STATUS SYMBOL


THE ST. BRICE'S DAY MASSACRE


HUMAN SACRIFICE


VIKINGS WERE SO CRAZY THEY MAY HAVE DEVELOPED CRIMINAL PROFILING TO COPE


VIKING BERSERKERS WERE VERY REAL


TRIMMING THE FINGERNAILS OF THE DEAD


THERE WAS A LOT OF INFANTICIDE GOING ON


SOME SERIOUS CARBON MONOXIDE POISONING


WORM INFESTATIONS


MAYBE THIS ESPECIALLY BRUTAL FORM OF 
EXECUTION


WHO NEEDS X-RAYS WHEN WE HAVE REALLY STRONG ONION SOUP?



CUTTING OFF YOUR NOSE TO SPITE THE VIKINGS


DON'T TOUCHWOOD, BECAUSE THAT'S DISGUSTING


IT'S ALMOST AS IF THEY DIDN'T LIKE HORSES THAT MUCH


AND YOU THOUGHT THE SUPER BOWL COULD BE VIOLENT


PSST, YOU WANNA BUY A UNICORN HORN?


THE TYPICAL VIKING LONGHOUSE SERIOUSLY NEEDED SOME GLADE PLUG-IN AIR FRESHENERS


YOU KNOW DOGS ARE JUST NOT BADASS ENOUGH


AND YOU THOUGHT YOUR FAMILY WAS INSUFFERABLE AT CHRISTMAS