Woman’s got a sneaky, beer-stealing thief in her backyard (23 Photos & Video)
Having tried to grow a garden in my backyard for several years in a row before giving up, I know that getting a decent amount of growth is a crapshoot. If it’s not shitty weather or lack of pollination, then it’s bugs eating everything and leaving me with a hole-y mess. For real.
This latter issue was the situation that LA writer Jessica Ellis found herself in. She wanted to grow zucchini, but was battling an infestation. So she did what any sensible and frustrated gardener would do; she put out traps.
Then, a mystery happened.
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Frankly, a solo cup full of pill bugs makes my skin crawl.
I’d burn those motherfuckers to the ground. But that’s me.
Let’s continue…
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Not only are they gone, but there’s no evidence they were there to begin with.
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This sounds comforting…
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Well, there’s your thief, getting full on a bug buffet and a coors light chaser.
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Never been a fan of random lizards crossing my paths.
I’d be a little terrified.
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As always, her followers had some choice comments to heighten the absurdity of it all.
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Hi Graham…
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